2 steps to abandon Myspace:
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First and most important: you have to have a Myspace account.
Second - and the secret - of the process to getting your ass out of Myspace: turn of your computer.
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With this method thousands of people got their life back. Try you too.
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Internet shows us many cool things, photos from the first 3 months of a Panda’s life is one of these. Looking to the panda’s eye i remember the day my dad killed the Zoo’s panda just because he want to taste the meat. Yes, my dada was drunk. No, he wasn’t caught. No one cares about the animals in this country.
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Americans like to play with their dicks, a site I found today shows many things to do with your bottom head. Do you like to play with your dick? I asked to a friend, he looked strange to me and said: are you gay. Sure I am not gay, so I showed him the site. He laugh about 3 minutes before saying he knows all those tricks. :
This, well, this is a Dick Turtle!
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Do you know Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat? I fight like him, a great kick on the air uha!
In my country people that have access to internet can’t tell about some things that happens here. And, as you probably already know, I want to be alive to visit the USA and know Schwarzenegger. Then, I won’t use my real name. Using my real name can show my identity to the enemies, in this case, the government police. I heard about three man were tortured just because they’re writing a not authorized newspaper. I do not want to be tortured, like that three man.
What name to use? I was thinking for some days and find a great name: Johnny. Because the Johnny Cage from the Mortal Kombat game I play in a friend’s Super Nintendo every week. He have four games: Mario World, Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat 2 and our favorite Mortal Kombat 1!
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Britney Spears is a girl i like in United States until some months ago. She got crazy getting out without panties! I like to see girl’s panties, so those unpantied Spears photos does not satisfy me.
I showed those unpantied Britney photos to my friends. They liked so much they pay much money to me print some copies. lol They are donkeys. But i understand: computers are rare here, internet? I am a blessed guy. Free porn, anytime. 
Britney Spears, if you read internet, read this: I want to see you with panties, I prefer your panties photos.
Thanks,
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I live in a 3rd world country, with a 3rd world salary and a 3rd world beer. My colleagues say to me that internet is a nerd thing. I said them internet could be a great portal to have a trip to United States. They laugh.
So I created this blog to show them I’ll manage to know United States: New York, White House, dual-core computers, Hollywood, Texas and Schwarzenegger. I love the Schwarzenegger films, I have a The Terminator VHS in my house. But the VCR has been broken for almost 2 years since my brother threw it out the window a day he was completely drunk.
I am a not American, welcome to my blog!
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